"Claim Your Slice"

Drop whatever you are doing and sprint to your nearest Pizza Schmizza. Light, perfectly crispy crust and flavorful toppings and the right amount of cheese. We are talking delightful to the tenth power.

Today was my second time at this lovely establishment, both of which I enjoyed a vegetarian slice to go. Checking for consistency, I chose a different location and they have me; hook, line and sinker.

There is a print add and its shot birds eye view of the top of a guys bald head with a piece of pizza. Seen it? I'm not getting the marketing angle.

Whatever. I just know I'm going to need a twelve step program.